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Male Bashing Jokes and Quotes!
Hi! Welcome to my site! I hope you enjoy reading all of my Male bashing stuff along with jokes and quotes..I sure do...lol see ya later
Quotes!
** Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
** The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
** Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies
about other things too.
** The woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her
husband to do.
** If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
you're aiming too high.
** Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
** A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge
is unquestionably gay.
** Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart.
** Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
** Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
usually find that he is.
** Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
five men -- a woman.
** There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
** Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent
-- but they make great pets.
** There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
"don't" and "stop".unless you put them together.
** Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's**

A Little True Info...
· Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but > > as yet still not free or open.
· Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful
· Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
· Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
· Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
· Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
· Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un patrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.
· Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
· After 70, they become Albania or Pakistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
· Between the ages of 15 – 70 men are like Iraq. Ruled by a dick!

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Male Language Patterns!

"I can't find it,"
REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."

"That's women's work,"
REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

"Will you marry me?"
REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the
washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"It's a guy thing,"
REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with
it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain,"
REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately,"
REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

"We're going to be late,"
REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard," REALLY MEANS, "I
can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear,"
REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love," REALLY
MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me,"
REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake."

"It's really a good movie,"
REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women."